Category: Just Plain Funny

Death of the Pillsbury Dough Boy

SAD NEWS – Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill […]

The Rabbi and the IRS Tax Auditor

At the end of the tax year the IRS sent a young inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, ‘I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?’ ‘Ah, a good question,’ noted the […]

14 lesser known Murphy's laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented […]

Chinese Walmart

Supposedly, these photos are real and haven’t been photoshopped. This reminds me of an old joke: A Chinese person and a Jew start chatting. The Chinese guy says (mind the “l” and “r” interchange), “our rerigion is the ordest, as it is over foal [four] thousand yeals ord.” The Jew replies, “our religion is even […]