Category: Just Plain Funny

Top 10 Illegal Baby Names

Various baby names have all been banned around the world for reasons of taste, decency or just plain daftnesss. So without further ado, Yahoo Lifestyle presents out its list of the top illegal baby names. 1) Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii (New Zealand) New Zealand law bans names which could cause offence to a […]

I Spy with Murphy from Ireland

The CIA loses track of one of its operatives, and so calls in one of their top spy hunters. The CIA boss says, “All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he’s somewhere in Ireland. If you think you’ve located him, tell him the code words, ‘The weather forecast calls […]

WHO SAID THIS? (Oldie But Goodie)

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give me Death’?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: ‘Patrick Henry, 1775’ he said. ‘Very good!’ Who said, ‘Government of […]

A Cow based Economics Lesson

SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 […]

How Old is Grandma?

Stay with this — the answer is at the end — it will blow you away. One evening a Grandson was talking to his Grandmother, about current events. The Grandson asked his Grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. Grandma replied, “Well, let me think […]