Various baby names have all been banned around the world for reasons of taste, decency or just plain daftnesss. So without further ado, Yahoo Lifestyle presents out its list of the top illegal baby names. 1) Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii (New Zealand) New Zealand law bans names which could cause offence to a […]
Category: Just Plain Funny
The CIA loses track of one of its operatives, and so calls in one of their top spy hunters. The CIA boss says, “All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he’s somewhere in Ireland. If you think you’ve located him, tell him the code words, ‘The weather forecast calls […]
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
This is funny!
The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give me Death’?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: ‘Patrick Henry, 1775’ he said. ‘Very good!’ Who said, ‘Government of […]
SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 […]
Dear U.S. Government, I do not like this Uncle Sam, I do not like his health care scam. I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their secret deals. I do not like ex-speaker Nan, I do […]
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assingment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. Then […]
Stay with this — the answer is at the end — it will blow you away. One evening a Grandson was talking to his Grandmother, about current events. The Grandson asked his Grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. Grandma replied, “Well, let me think […]