I recently literally stumbled on a blog called the Shoebox Blog and find many of their comics to be very funny. The Shoebox Blog covers many of our day to day stupidities such as blogging, iphones, social life and more. Here’s a sample of comics that the blog has:
Category: Just Plain Funny
(Augustus Gloop) Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo, I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee, If you are wise you’ll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats. What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? I […]
“Shaving Cream” is a song written by Benny Bell (a.k.a. Binyomin Zamberg) in 1946, and originally sung by Paul Wynn. It is a novelty song which uses innuendo with a rhyme scheme that implies that the last word in each verse is “s**t”, while the refrain begins with the words “Shaving Cream,” with exaggerated emphasis on […]
Pictures courtesy of The Chive.
PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and frequently humorous: 1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list. 3. […]
I remember when this came out. Love it! Click here to download. Here is the one with “To the batcave!” from 1996.
That’s not right ….Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? …..Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP … Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man … Dum Gai Small Horse … Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? …Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table …. Ai Bang Mai Ni […]
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the […]
Woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it. Genie comes out as usual. Woman looks at Genie and asks him to grant her a wish: I want my husband to have eyes only for me I want to be the only one in his life ~ I want him to sleep always by my […]