Category: Just Plain Funny

Shaving Cream Song with Lyrics

“Shaving Cream” is a song written by Benny Bell (a.k.a. Binyomin Zamberg) in 1946, and originally sung by Paul Wynn. It is a novelty song which uses innuendo with a rhyme scheme that implies that the last word in each verse is “s**t”, while the refrain begins with the words “Shaving Cream,” with exaggerated emphasis on […]

Paraproskodians

PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and frequently humorous: 1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list. 3. […]

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

That’s not right ….Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? …..Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP … Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man … Dum Gai Small Horse … Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? …Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table …. Ai Bang Mai Ni […]

Punographics

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the […]