I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the […]
Month: April 2012
Woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it. Genie comes out as usual. Woman looks at Genie and asks him to grant her a wish: I want my husband to have eyes only for me I want to be the only one in his life ~ I want him to sleep always by my […]
Various baby names have all been banned around the world for reasons of taste, decency or just plain daftnesss. So without further ado, Yahoo Lifestyle presents out its list of the top illegal baby names. 1) Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii (New Zealand) New Zealand law bans names which could cause offence to a […]
The CIA loses track of one of its operatives, and so calls in one of their top spy hunters. The CIA boss says, “All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he’s somewhere in Ireland. If you think you’ve located him, tell him the code words, ‘The weather forecast calls […]
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.