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WTF!
The most repeated sentence in code reviews…
- It works in my machine!
We all have used this one when blamed for some error… -
D’oh!
– Hi Homer, have you removed the debug code from production?
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It will be ready tomorrow.
The problem with this sentence is that we use it again the next day, and the next day, and the next day…
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
The TV series ”The It Crowd” have helped to make this one even more popular…
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Why?
Why do we keep asking why?
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Is not a bug, it’s a feature.
– It restarts twice a day?!! Well that makes sure that the temporary files get deleted!
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That code is crap.
All code is crap except mine.
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My code is compiling…
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No, I don’t know how to fix the microwave.
For some reason, non technical people use to think that every thing with buttons can be fixed by a programmer…
Source: http://www.makinggoodsoftware.com/2009/09/01/programmers-top-10-sentences/