The most repeated sentence in code reviews…
- It works in my machine!
We all have used this one when blamed for some error…
– Hi Homer, have you removed the debug code from production?
It will be ready tomorrow.
The problem with this sentence is that we use it again the next day, and the next day, and the next day…
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
The TV series ”The It Crowd” have helped to make this one even more popular…
Why do we keep asking why?
Is not a bug, it’s a feature.
– It restarts twice a day?!! Well that makes sure that the temporary files get deleted!
That code is crap.
All code is crap except mine.
My code is compiling…
No, I don’t know how to fix the microwave.
For some reason, non technical people use to think that every thing with buttons can be fixed by a programmer…